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[pomes]

It's that time again
PMS last night came out
And my feet are freezing
There's nothing to shout about
I swear I will get even
Bright ideas all sound trite
I so want to be cruel
Steer clear of me this winter night
I'll grind your bones for gru-u-el.

Bring me chocolate, bring me wine,
Bring me Yule logs hither.
Now I swear I'll have a whine
Then a weepy blither.
Drink and chocolate, forth they went
Forth they went together
Cramps make me spew, hear my lament
And fuck this shitty we-ea-ther.