Bribe them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

[pomes]

Hush little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's going to follow the common herd
And if those common teeth come loose,
Mama's going to feed you bottles of juice,
And if those bottles of juice don't choke,
Mama's going to feed you Diet Coke,
And if the Diet Coke gets spilt,
Mama's eating chocolate to assuage her guilt
And if the chocolate bar gets shared,
Mama's going to be shocked that she dared,
And if the shock is hard to bear,
Mama's going to buy you designer wear,
And if the designer wear's no good
Mama's going to cheer you up with food
And if the food's not cheering you
Mama's got a nice big TV, too!

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[porcinea.livejournal.com]

My heroine. She also makes wonderful art. I have one of her crocheted dolls, and I Must Have More.