On Vaginal Exams During Labour

[pomes]

I have to examine you
But I will let you have
A sheet to drape over your knees,
A gooey latex glove

I have to examine you
There's no room for your mate
This stranger is a chaperone
Your husband can just wait

I have to examine you
It's not causing you pain
I think you're just too uptight
I'll start over again

I have to examine you
Come on, take off your pants
Get down there on the table
This student wants a chance

I have to examine you
You shouldn't want a choice
It's all for your own good, you know
It's good you've lost your voice

Comments

Hi...I remember something like this...

[(Anonymous)]

...I remember the guy/so called doctor, who felt it was okay to check me for a dilation during a contraction....I really screamed. I never remember feeling such pain, he didn't care one bit. Sort of took his time about it. I have a great pain threshold but I suspect that guy was enjoying himself.