Never mind the patriarchy, blame the bitch

I'm a full-time mother, you're a part-time mum.
I do not work, you get things done.
But who is the truly feminist one?
Let's fight it out and see!

I'm a stay-at-home mother, you're a working mom.
I live for my children, yours find you gone.
What would a proper feminist have done?
Let's fight it out and see!

I'm an old-fashioned mama, you're a career mother.
I leech off a partner, you provide for the other.
Why did the second-wave feminists bother?
Let's fight it out and see!