Tonight's Headlines or The Uninformed

This is the six-o'clock a-dah! A-dah!
Sounds of toys collapsing Go! Dada!
In the House of Commons, this afternoon,
With seven Dadadadadada! Da! Goo! Thah!

Because of the civil war
Sounds of paper shredding all women.
Unless absolutely necessary, citizens are asked
A-dah! Goo gaga! Dooo! Ugh ugh ugh.