Bah, humbug

It's really very boring being six months old
You don't do what you want, you have to do what you're told
They strip you and they dress you and they stick you in a pram
And they don't let you practice standing even though you know you can
And they take away the good toys and only let you have the soft
And they won't let you see what's hidden in the loft
And they're forever changing nappies though they're surely all the same
And they can't even decide on a single sappy name.

- Love, Babalove Boo Honeybear Munchkin Snugglebun Cuddlemonster Godzilla